Let's have a bit of fun with the signs of the zodiac! Each sign has its characteristics that play out in all areas of life. For example, you may ask yourself: How does my sign of the zodiac handle problems that get in the way? Here are the answers.
Aries storms towards a problem with his head down. The problem tries to escape screaming. If it's lucky, it can go into hiding, but, more probably, it will be run over.
Taurus also lowers his head, but approaches the problem a lot more steadily. Putting one foot in front of the other, he steers unstoppably towards his goal. His determination makes the problem surrender and sink to the floor.
Gemini simply starts talking cheerfully, maybe analysing all aspects of the problem's nature and causes. When he stops after a while to catch breath, he is surprised to find that the problem, for its part, has stopped breathing – permanently.
Cancer has a sweaty brow in view of the problem. He takes heart and starts circling it. In the process, his courage grows, and his circles get quicker and closer. When he finally gets close enough, he realises that the problem has meanwhile fallen asleep, and he triumphantly deals it a fatal blow with his claws.
Leo indignantly roars at the problem: »How dare you, unworthy problem, get in my way?« The problem faints, drops to the floor and is no more.
Virgo thoroughly examines the problem and diligently works his way through it, not even thinking about taking a break until the work is done. Afterwards, he cleans the floor and the tools he used.
Libra smiles at the problem, shakes hands and has a nice chat with it. After a while they agree that only pleasant things should exist on this planet, and, by its own free will, the problem turns into something positive.
Scorpio stares at the problem with piercing eyes. He gets uncomfortably close until the problem cannot stand the increasing pressure any longer and, making a crackling sound, it turns into a pile of ashes.
Sagittarius holds an idealistic keynote speech, pointing out the noble principles the problem in hand violates. He comes to the conclusion that »a problem thus ignominious« deserves death, kills it with a single arrow through the heart and trots away.
Capricorn looks at the problem, briefly disappears in his ivory tower and then returns with a calculation that proves that the problem cannot exist. The problem must admit that it cannot counter the calculation with any argument, shrugs and consequently vanishes into thin air.
Aquarius is delighted to have a new problem to solve. He takes measurements, calculates, and, under a lot of happy soldering and welding, builds a contraption that not only removes the problem by remote control, but also automatically sows lawn where it was so as to erase any trace of its existence.
Pisces approaches the problem with genuine empathy and asks it with concern if it had a difficult childhood. Taken by surprise, the problem gives up its resistance and starts talking about the abominable circumstances that caused it. Within the course of a lengthy session during which Pisces listens carefully and with sincere sympathy, the problem understands that it shouldn't be there and removes itself silently.
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